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Maddie Graham

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“Maddie doesn’t wear anything that someone else hasn’t worn first.” - A friend

This is not entirely true; I do buy my undergarments straight off the factory floor from a warehouse in Gering, Nebraska. Besides my severely starched grannie panties, I agree that the sharing economy has sunk its dusty, half-priced meat hooks into me. I love sifting through oddities to pull out the relics; the gems with 7,000 lives behind them; the kitschy stuff that didn’t even make it to the yard sale. Perhaps I have a masochistic view of my own possessions, or maybe I believe that physical objects contain trapped souls and I must save them all from the dumpster; whatever the reason behind my quirks, I have created an instagram to document them.

Denim chair from goodwill + RuPaul + butterflies = aesthetic
Found this vase @goodwillcolorado and thought it was very Mamma Mia-esque so naturally I poorly photoshopped it into the movie. All hail Mother Mia🙌
It’s 1am but LOOK at this crocheted pendant lamp, I mean...DAMN. Found @mercerplacedenver
One of my favorite art pieces from the thrift store:) This was discovered at the Salvation Army in Boulder. It’s off-centered in its frame and imperfect but so beautiful at the same time.
This lil corner shelf found @goodwill would be a perfect space to set up a Danny Devito shrine.
Copyrighted in the late 70s by Media Materials, inc., I would like to think these cool prints were used in an abstinence-only sex ed textbook under the chapter “things to do besides defiling your body.”
Premature cat lady symptoms include buying cat themed paraphernalia knowing you have zero space for it in your home and life. That being said, here’s a cute kitty mug I found @goodwillcolorado along with those great docs😻
This stunning vase is perfect for housing priceless gems, egg salad, or even a small turtle. Found at @mercerplacedenver along with too many other things I’d like to take home.

 

Contact me: madisongraham3598@gmail.com

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